Filthy Kitchen Update: Pet Care

Its great to have pets, but they can be a lot of work, especially if you’ve got to leave them on their own for a bit. If you follow this Remi Steven’s quick tip. Your animal friends can experience the pride of self-sustainability through periodic independence.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C-
“First off let me say that i hate pets and couldn’t really care less. Also, kennels are for dogs and those are chickens! That said, this seems a bit cruel. I mean, imagine you went into a restaurant and were asked to shit next to your table and drink from where you piss. . . .Yes this will keep the animals alive.”

-Thanks to Kristy for litter box design.


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14 Responses to “Filthy Kitchen Update: Pet Care”

  1. Sick-Puppies Says:

    Love your your site, very nice.

  2. exuvia Says:

    This made me long for the next Batman sequel.

    It’s a metaphor right? A hint for how to leave your kids alone in a responsible manner. A quick visit to a wholesale marketer; ten bags of radiation sterilized white toast bread, a gallon six pack of their favorite soft drink – That one was easy; the open toilet > soft drink – and a bucket of peanut butter. All set up in the bathroom for an on site reminder to keep themselves clean.

    This kind of parenting is popular in all cultures and will not stress out your budget taxed out with your own vacation expenses.

    It’s that subtle.

  3. remistevens Says:

    Next up, public baths at the Mcdonalds.

    better yet,

    lets build a giant food production facility, and house and feed all the workers on site

  4. exuvia Says:

    “public baths at the Mcdonalds”

    You are in a Christmas mood… That is a fantastic gift to the world.

    Who has not been dreaming of leaving the shower with a greasy look that obeys a single stroke of the comb. Hey, hey, hey… and then there is that much loved burger fragrance; the one that will last you 24 hours in your hair. DON’T just eat SATURATED FATS use THEM to look and smell gooood.

    A burger and a shower later you will be ready to sweep little miss vegan of her feet. Hello there…

  5. exuvia Says:

    “lets build a giant food production facility, and house and feed all the workers on site”

    Enter and never leave. You feudal dreamer you.

  6. exuvia Says:

    Got to run.
    Have to meet my income.

  7. ponch58 Says:

    Rental Rooms in Walmart! Whoever thought THIS was the Hotel California?

    “You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.”

    Terrifying. Easy access to cheap, disposable electronics though.

  8. remistevens Says:

    Thats great! The Eagles are rolling over in their. . .homes. . . .they’re still alive right?

    So you check out, and then what? Take the shit back into the store to your rental room. Couldn’t they just let you use all the shit there included in your rental costs.

    Also great access to low paying dead end jobs! Awesome!

    When your usefulness runs out, they can transfer you to one of the “no exit” rooms in the basement for preferred customers.

  9. Kristy Says:

    Astounding–A KITTY CONDO! Excellent work!

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