Archive for November, 2010

Filthy Kitchen: New Countertops

November 29, 2010

Home Remivations, quick and easy. New countertops anywhere just about anytime!

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“You do realize the finite nature of your space right? This is only a temporary, ugh. . ., fix”

Smetchland Reviews: The Extendables

November 23, 2010

Its like a highschool yearbook for action stars; the camera didn’t capture anything interesting, but everyone managed to sit still and smile long enough to get some shots for the final print. (more…)

Filthy Kitchen: Indoor BBQ

November 21, 2010

Cold Weather is here! Now that you’re all bringing your BBQs inside. . . . .I am not Anti-Propane, do not believe the hype. Burning propane gives off water and CO2, there is no danger. A grill however burns inefficiently. The carbon monoxide that can kill you comes from the burning of crud, and grease and chicken and such.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C-
“If only this was reality TV”

Filthy Kitchen: Keeping Ants

November 13, 2010

If you have an excess of non-edible items on your floor, spray them with sugary liquid to soak and make them more palatable.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D
“This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen”

Filthy Kitchen: Pickled Lunch

November 9, 2010

Everything you need for lunch in one place, you can even drink the brine as your beverage! Remi is glad to be back making full episodes again! Here’s a meal that’s packed to track! Pickled lunch: organize, consolidate, carry and consume!

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B-
“Well, at least its back to cooking instead of all that other bullshit. Is that really how you pickle?”

“Also business is spelled wrong and the ratios given don’t make sense- 20 parts of salt!”