By now, you’ve surely welcomed a company into your home; how can you not? They’re so adorable and persistent. Companies have made it into my home in my groceries, my shopped goods, through the internet- I even get them through the phone. And look out the window, what do you see? Companies. Right now their is a cute little Ford snuggling up to a Honda on my street, a company is (more…)
Did a post called: Food Supply. I got 5 or so spam messages touting nutritional information. A post entitled Money, 10-20 messages about debt/finance tips. Did a post labeled Stem Cells, over 300 messages about health! Seems that was the spambot’s preferred direction- but to be fair I’m yet to do a post on penile enlargement (more…)
Remember the Fox slogan. “Green it, Mean it” with the ‘O’ of Fox being both a leaf and a green earth. They’re a waste management company right, oh wait a manufacturer or uh. . ..they have something to do with environmentalism right? Advertise only environmentally sound products, environmental shows? (more…)
Loblaws at Dupont and Christie re-opened yesterday: Now serving fresh “meat” in the butcher section- very local supplier. Does anyone actually believe that a massive grocery store could be fully sanitized and rid of pests all in one weekend after an infestation? (more…)
Royal Bank’s new slogan “Choose a worthy cause, You”. At first i was insulted by my bank sticking this new ad campaign in my face. Like gamblers and drug addicts, i spent alot of money in my early 20’s (university), and now the very same people who’ve been holding my head underwater with massive debt are telling me that i truly am a charity case. (more…)
They recently installed a new bottled water machine at work. $3 for water processed in Europe and shipped to Canada. Next to the vending machine, the other ughhh option, is a water fountain- free, but processed here in toronto and shipped across town. They’re selling the bottled water like crazy. (more…)
“Change your TV, change your life”- an actual slogan. I heard it last night. I’d also like to note, before i continue, the commercials where a woman throws her perfectly good washing machine into a pool so she will need to buy a new “red” one- to enrich her life. Also the commercial where the couple throws their phones into a lake (more…)
The conservatives left me a flyer today, ive got to clean off the “no conservative flyers” sign. . . ..They’ve put 6 bullet points on the paper. first 2: ‘Fair tax’ and ‘Safe streets’. Vague, but positive points i guess. 3) ‘Respect for troops’- who the (more…)
