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Happy Valentines!

February 14, 2011

Wow figured I’d give a little Valentine history to accompany the song i recorded for this day, but shit, there isn’t really anything interesting to say. There were 2 maybe 3 Saint Valentines, none of which had anything to do with romantic love. Folklore states that there was a law passed by the Roman Emperor (doesn’t matter which one since this is fake anyways) to grow the army by outlawing marriage for young men, Valentine performed the marriages anyways. Then he supposedly fell in love with the Jailers daughter, cured her blindness and before death sent her a card with the message “from your Valentine”. All myth of course.

Today we celebrate the holiday with artificial chemicals that taste like chocolate, thousands of tons of discarded sappy pink card stock and roughly $15 Billion dollars spent. A fitting homage to the above mentioned need for a holiday.

Ok, griping aside. I made this for my special someone and spent nothing, . . .but you can listen too!

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Summer Update 2010!

May 14, 2010

Hey everyone, just a post to let you all know about the wonderful things happening in the Remi Stevens media empire this summer. As the flow of content has slowed to a trickle, I felt we needed some explanation. Boney the Steve is alive and well, our brain chips are functioning properly and most of our studio/production spaces have been reasonably fire free for quite some time.


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Smetchland Reviews: Pirate Radio

April 26, 2010

PSHoffman is good as usual, I just can’t be bothered to write his full name out. These actors and their goddamn 3 part stage names, if you don’t use your fake middle name you will never win an award for your acting. How about Joseph Manwell Flatulence someone should start calling themselves that to get respect (more…)

New Filthy Kitchen Album “ER4” Available Free to Download and Stream!

January 25, 2010

Streaming available on the music page:

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Hey! Not to be confusing, but this is the second Erosia album available, but its the fourth one completed. And not to be further confusing, this disk was created by breaking up Erosia 3 (more…)

Summer updates!

June 24, 2009


Hey, If you came here expecting to find out why lawn bowling is evil or how space rabbits are controlling us through our teeth- you came to the wrong place today (more…)

Spam Baby its OK!

June 6, 2009


Did a post called: Food Supply. I got 5 or so spam messages touting nutritional information. A post entitled Money, 10-20 messages about debt/finance tips. Did a post labeled Stem Cells, over 300 messages about health! Seems that was the spambot’s preferred direction- but to be fair I’m yet to do a post on penile enlargement (more…)

Bullshit Copyright Laws

March 25, 2009

Hollywood chins were loosing revenue and tits through pitch correctors were leaking profits. Governments were forced to step in and ensure that good money can still be made from bad content. So we get stricter legislation on intellectual property (more…)

Unconventional Beats Keep Rolling on Triangular Wheels!

March 21, 2009



I saw something on Discovery once that blew me away. They had a triangular object that could work exactly like a wheel. They placed two of these rounded triangles on a table spaced apart with a flat board laid on top. To my amazement the board could be pulled back and forth on top of the rolling triangles and had no up or down movement. (more…)

Why I try to avoid new music

January 12, 2009

Theres really not much sense talking to me about new bands and such, i just dont really follow all of that. Hear some when im christmas shopping. . .. So much good old music, just havnt really gotten past it all yet. (more…)

Remi Band News

December 28, 2008

hey dudes, just a quick message here about the band. (more…)