Posts Tagged ‘clean’

Spray Cleaner

February 24, 2011

Remi reviews the best spray cleaning products.

Cameo Alert! This FK video has some Craig!

Jim Smetchlands Rating: F
“huh!?!…..Ugck!”

Dirty Laundry Dusting

February 7, 2011

Really the title alone says it, but watch the video if you need. . . .

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B+

“Not bad really! Its ecological, efficient, cheap and easy. I just couldn’t bring myself to give it an A cause Remi, I can’t imagine how dirty your laundry is and wouldn’t want it touching anything. Final line should have been ‘just be sure its not Remi’s laundry or your everything might end up smelling like garbage and puke!”

Thanks to Grace for this great concept!

Garbage Can Coaching

January 10, 2011

Motivational video to help get your waste management affairs in order.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“I think of the time and effort it took you to come up with and do this- not to mention filming and editing etc. . . .Why couldn’t you just take the fucking trash out?!?”

Hot Dog Spool

January 2, 2011

Pushing the limits of edibility, FK is back with a new full episode. 6 hot dogs fast, very fast. At some point this was requested, so its got that going for it too!

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B
“Looks like clever, not so clever, editing to me. I don’t think you really ate those dogs!”

Filthy Kitchen: New Countertops

November 29, 2010

Home Remivations, quick and easy. New countertops anywhere just about anytime!

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“You do realize the finite nature of your space right? This is only a temporary, ugh. . ., fix”

Filthy Kitchen: Indoor BBQ

November 21, 2010

Cold Weather is here! Now that you’re all bringing your BBQs inside. . . . .I am not Anti-Propane, do not believe the hype. Burning propane gives off water and CO2, there is no danger. A grill however burns inefficiently. The carbon monoxide that can kill you comes from the burning of crud, and grease and chicken and such.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C-
“If only this was reality TV”

Filthy Kitchen: Keeping Ants

November 13, 2010

If you have an excess of non-edible items on your floor, spray them with sugary liquid to soak and make them more palatable.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D
“This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen”

Filthy Kitchen: Pickled Lunch

November 9, 2010

Everything you need for lunch in one place, you can even drink the brine as your beverage! Remi is glad to be back making full episodes again! Here’s a meal that’s packed to track! Pickled lunch: organize, consolidate, carry and consume!

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B-
“Well, at least its back to cooking instead of all that other bullshit. Is that really how you pickle?”

“Also business is spelled wrong and the ratios given don’t make sense- 20 parts of salt!”

Fixing Prices and Everything Else

February 11, 2010

Planned obsolescence as an industry standard is price fixing. Its the legal, hidden equivalent to retailers jacking their prices in unison. Purchases: remember its not just the price, but how much you’re getting. Take something like dish soap. The water and container aren’t of any use to you, so lets assume when you buy a container of dish soap you are really just after a quantity of soap ingredients. (more…)

Filthy Kitchen Article: Multi-tasking

December 18, 2009

Alright, I know some people preach this as the greatest upgrade in efficiency since the mechanical man. Multitasking is pretty fantastic, but its position in the hierarchy of efficiency must be considered. If you multi-task poorly, you risk doing a crappy job of any of your particular tasks. But more importantly, poor multitasking can interfere with your efficiency and lengthen the time it takes to finish. (more…)