Posts Tagged ‘filth’

Dirty Laundry Dusting

February 7, 2011

Really the title alone says it, but watch the video if you need. . . .

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B+

“Not bad really! Its ecological, efficient, cheap and easy. I just couldn’t bring myself to give it an A cause Remi, I can’t imagine how dirty your laundry is and wouldn’t want it touching anything. Final line should have been ‘just be sure its not Remi’s laundry or your everything might end up smelling like garbage and puke!”

Thanks to Grace for this great concept!

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Garbage Can Coaching

January 10, 2011

Motivational video to help get your waste management affairs in order.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“I think of the time and effort it took you to come up with and do this- not to mention filming and editing etc. . . .Why couldn’t you just take the fucking trash out?!?”

Hot Dog Spool

January 2, 2011

Pushing the limits of edibility, FK is back with a new full episode. 6 hot dogs fast, very fast. At some point this was requested, so its got that going for it too!

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B
“Looks like clever, not so clever, editing to me. I don’t think you really ate those dogs!”

Filthy Kitchen: New Countertops

November 29, 2010

Home Remivations, quick and easy. New countertops anywhere just about anytime!

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C
“You do realize the finite nature of your space right? This is only a temporary, ugh. . ., fix”

Filthy Kitchen: Indoor BBQ

November 21, 2010

Cold Weather is here! Now that you’re all bringing your BBQs inside. . . . .I am not Anti-Propane, do not believe the hype. Burning propane gives off water and CO2, there is no danger. A grill however burns inefficiently. The carbon monoxide that can kill you comes from the burning of crud, and grease and chicken and such.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: C-
“If only this was reality TV”

Filthy Kitchen: Keeping Ants

November 13, 2010

If you have an excess of non-edible items on your floor, spray them with sugary liquid to soak and make them more palatable.

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: D
“This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen”

Filthy Kitchen: Pickled Lunch

November 9, 2010

Everything you need for lunch in one place, you can even drink the brine as your beverage! Remi is glad to be back making full episodes again! Here’s a meal that’s packed to track! Pickled lunch: organize, consolidate, carry and consume!

Jim Smetchland’s Rating: B-
“Well, at least its back to cooking instead of all that other bullshit. Is that really how you pickle?”

“Also business is spelled wrong and the ratios given don’t make sense- 20 parts of salt!”

Filthy Kitchen Article: Avoid Switching Gears

August 29, 2009

Whatever it is you do and are doing, its important to keep the task at hand at hand. Cooking a burger? You cook the first side fully, then do one necessary gear switch and flip the patty. Finish the second side and remove it from the heat. Only one gear switch, otherwise it comes out dry and shitty. Don’t waste time standing over a hot bbq wrecking your dinner. (more…)