Posts Tagged ‘safe’

Filthy Kitchen Video: Home Defense

September 8, 2009

Keep an eye open for the upcoming article: “The Appearance of Security” for more information. Other options not mentioned in this presentation might include neck biting dogs and shooting people with guns. (more…)

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Filthy Kitchen Video: Chopping and Dicing

August 20, 2009

Have a look at The Advantage of a Dull Knife for More on This Topic. The greatest part of this technique is that you will only dirty the knife and your hands. Luckily both can be quickly cleaned with a quick pant wipe. quick. (more…)

The Advantage of a Dull Knife

August 10, 2009


Whoops! I slipped while cutting up an apple. No big deal though, luckily I was using a dull knife. Keep a sharp knife around, sure. There are some things only a sharp knife will do, but for everyday use you want the dullest safest knife you can find. (more…)

What To Do When Aliens Arrive.

April 8, 2009


Shit your pants and run nowhere. But seriously, what is the real universal language? Sure we love you, we mean you no harm. How would we show it physically? Would physics even be the medium to convey our disposition? For all we know they could be mind readers or cross dimensional beings living in our underpants. (more…)